greasy salamander

when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander

“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander”
“that’s freaking disgusting”

by u.r.a.greasy.salamander May 25, 2018

5 salamander

when u fuck lotta bitches. 5, obviously.

fuckin hoes

maaaaaaaaan we finna go down and 5 salamander all dat ass

by Mr.StickyPants December 21, 2011

ulysses salamander

a weird kid who is a fortnite try hard and they have no friends

Ulysses salamander "i have crippling depression "

by qasxcvghjuhgfdsasdcfvghj December 17, 2018

Salamander Bitch

A slippery bitch, preferably one that looks like a salamander. Is also uncannily pale with veins you can see through their translucent skin

see slippery bitch

I thought Janet was cool but she turned out to be a salamander bitch

by booty_licker123 April 26, 2017

sassy salamander

An amazing friend,who uses sarcasm and who is the sassiest of them all . And the breath fire !

1. Wow dude your such a sassy salamander!

by KyloRenbabe April 29, 2016

Salamander squad

A group of 7 faggots being excessively gay

Simp 1:We the salamander squad like to be simps
Simp 2:That's right mannn

by The favorite random dude March 9, 2020

sideways salamander

When your partner is naked, getting ready to get in the shower and you ask her to pick something up off the ground...then you stick it in her ass and pin her against the wall.

Hey Chris...did you hear Charlie beat Curts ass because he slipped her the ole Sideways Salamander?

by LegendaryCurt December 21, 2019