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Safeway Shit Syndrome 

A condition that affects a person in where someone has to take a shit minutes after entering a Safeway. Rumor has it that the section of the pharmacy where they create high powered subscription laxatives in right under the ventilation system, spreading any particles from the creation throughout the store and causing the sudden urge to shit.
Matt: Get some some chips for the party, I got the sudden urge to take a shit!

Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!
Safeway Shit Syndrome by zar21 March 23, 2011

The Safeway Sage 

Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.

Safeway Secret Society 

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

Safeway slut 

The only respectable employees working for Safeway. They are the studs of the organization and are envied by the other workers due to their dashing good looks and irresistible charm. They are looked up to as gods and are treated like royalty. All other employees are their servants and should do anything they ask them to do.
Soccer mom: "Those two handsome men over their must be safeway sluts."

safeway sobeys 

the crossover of the compliments brand of safeway sobeys.
person 1: wow!! safeway sobeys own compliments?
person 2: yes its a brand
safeway sobeys by Popp Hunna May 12, 2021
the shittiest company i have ever worked for
i work for a slave labour company
safeway by shitful February 22, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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