When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.
by Nickie P February 7, 2012
Get the Safeway shuffle mug.A condition that affects a person in where someone has to take a shit minutes after entering a Safeway. Rumor has it that the section of the pharmacy where they create high powered subscription laxatives in right under the ventilation system, spreading any particles from the creation throughout the store and causing the sudden urge to shit.
Matt: Get some some chips for the party, I got the sudden urge to take a shit!
Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!
Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!
by zar21 March 23, 2011
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Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"
A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.
Get the The Safeway Sage mug.1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.
2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).
Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).
Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007
Get the Safeway Secret Society mug.The only respectable employees working for Safeway. They are the studs of the organization and are envied by the other workers due to their dashing good looks and irresistible charm. They are looked up to as gods and are treated like royalty. All other employees are their servants and should do anything they ask them to do.
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