Safeway shuffle 

When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.

Yesterday, Nick did the Safeway shuffle.

Safeway shuffle by Nickie P February 7, 2012

Safeway Shit Syndrome 

A condition that affects a person in where someone has to take a shit minutes after entering a Safeway. Rumor has it that the section of the pharmacy where they create high powered subscription laxatives in right under the ventilation system, spreading any particles from the creation throughout the store and causing the sudden urge to shit.

Matt: Get some some chips for the party, I got the sudden urge to take a shit!

Dan: You've got Safeway Shit Syndrome, damn I've go to shit too!

Safeway Shit Syndrome by zar21 March 23, 2011

The Safeway Sage 

Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.

The Safeway Sage by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Safeway Secret Society 

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.

Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

Safeway Secret Society by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007

Safeway slut 

The only respectable employees working for Safeway. They are the studs of the organization and are envied by the other workers due to their dashing good looks and irresistible charm. They are looked up to as gods and are treated like royalty. All other employees are their servants and should do anything they ask them to do.

Soccer mom: "Those two handsome men over their must be safeway sluts."

Safeway slut by James and the Giant Peaches October 3, 2016

safeway sobeys 

the crossover of the compliments brand of safeway sobeys.

person 1: wow!! safeway sobeys own compliments?
person 2: yes its a brand

safeway sobeys by Popp Hunna May 12, 2021

safeway 

the shittiest company i have ever worked for

i work for a slave labour company

safeway by shitful February 22, 2004