Also known as inverted docking is the act of a big man putting his anus inside of a smaller man's anus. Not for pleasure, just to be an inconvenience to everyone else.
Guy 1: The phone keeps ringing where is Jorge and Marc?
Guy 2:They're probably somewhere safety Scissoring again.
Guy 1: They're always reverse docking when we need them.
Safety Scissoring is the act of scissoring with clothes on.
Scissoring, also known as tribadism or tribbing, is a sexual practice involving vulva-to-vulva contact with a thin layer of clothing for pleasure, often in a position where partners intertwine legs like scissors, though it encompasses various positions for clitoral stimulation. It's a form of frottage (rubbing) and while common in lesbian relationships, anyone can do it, focusing on vulval contact with a thin barrier of clothing for orgasm through friction, not penetration, and can happen in many body positions.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.