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Safety scissoring 

The act of two females smashing their genitalia together with female condoms on until they both cum and shoot the condoms out at full force.
Stefanie and her partner were safety scissoring and she shot the female Condom into her partners eye

Safety Scissoring 

Also known as inverted docking is the act of a big man putting his anus inside of a smaller man's anus. Not for pleasure, just to be an inconvenience to everyone else.
Guy 1: The phone keeps ringing where is Jorge and Marc?

Guy 2:They're probably somewhere safety Scissoring again.

Guy 1: They're always reverse docking when we need them.
Safety Scissoring by JustCarl November 10, 2020

Safety Scissoring 

Scissoring with your clothes on
I love safety scissoring on the third date

Safety Scissoring

Safety Scissoring is the act of scissoring with clothes on.

Scissoring, also known as tribadism or tribbing, is a sexual practice involving vulva-to-vulva contact with a thin layer of clothing for pleasure, often in a position where partners intertwine legs like scissors, though it encompasses various positions for clitoral stimulation. It's a form of frottage (rubbing) and while common in lesbian relationships, anyone can do it, focusing on vulval contact with a thin barrier of clothing for orgasm through friction, not penetration, and can happen in many body positions.
i love safety scissoring as it lowers the risk of AN sti

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026