Sad clown

When you take a shit in your hand and smash it into somebody's face.

My wife turned off the football game so I gave her a sad clown right in front of our children.

by Jdan Cutsem September 17, 2017

Sad Clown

The act of having sexual relations with a woman and, as soon as the male takes his pants off, the female sees how small his penis is and starts laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears start to roll down her face.

You: So how'd your night with Hayley go?

Friend: Not so good, man...

You: Oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?

Friend: Well, let's put it this way. As soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.

You: HAHAHA!

by ShewpT3hWhewp September 16, 2010

Sad Clown

a sad clown is when the female is engaging in oral sex with the male and the male nuts in her mouth without warning. thus resulting in a facial expression of a sad clown.

Merry: So how did you and Peter do last night.

Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.

by C.Phil January 14, 2004

Sad Clown

After ejaculation placing a dollop of semen on each of a girls cheek-bones, so when she stands up, she looks like a sad clown.

That bartender had the biggest cheeks I’ve ever seen, she would make a great Sad Clown.

by D. Romer June 12, 2008

Sad Clown

a irony, a person who is happy but sense something bad is going to happen, therefore making that person feel sad

i feel like a sad clown

by Guillen February 4, 2009

Russian sad clown

When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns

John: Dude you should have been at the party last night

Nate: Why, what happened

John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown

Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome

by slappy wag o'harra December 16, 2007

Sad Brown Clown

When one takes a dump on a girls mouth followed by ejaculating on the eyes to give the effect of a sad circus character.

You better watch your mouth or I'll give you a Sad Brown Clown.

by The Sexual Janitor June 10, 2009