Sackage 

Sackage is a postmodern word that has evolved into meaning "the good things in life".

It started in the Scottish Borders town of Selkirk with local menace Dr Crack, initially referring to being desirous of being sacked from her job. The actual name of the employer is unknown to scholars, who point to a variety of nicknames, such as; The Death Star, Arse Factory and Soul Toilet.

The true identity of Dr Crack is also a mystery to academics, due to the number of alternate nicknames bandied about.

The word has, as previously said, evolved into meaning all of the little things that make life bearable for the working stiff. A night in the pub could definitely be sackage, as could a good book, friendship, or even simple pleasures like stuffing oneself full of junk food additives at lunchtime and buzzing one's way through a dull afternoon at work.

The antonym for sackage would almost certainly seem to be bawbaggery.

It's time to leave work. Now, that's sackage!
That beer was pure sackage.
It's all about the sackage.

Sackage by Steve Jesus June 4, 2007

sackage 

the swinging of ones nuts onto someone else shoulder

jonny nuts swing onto matts shoulder.
PS he does it with love

sackage by R G October 13, 2003

sackage 

the word one may yell after the act of sacking someone very hard using any means possible (i.e. disctraction, then sack; agressive sack; defensive sack..etc..)

man A:*Sack!*
Man B:*groan*....they're in my stomach!!
Man A: Sackage!!!

sackage by G2lenn October 12, 2008

sackage 

someone who has issues and tends to act gay/lesbian (in a playful manner)

Sarah was acting like such a sackage. She was sniffing her pens and then looking at me with a strange smile.

sackage by Noodles.. May 16, 2003

arabian sackage 

When you take ones penis and let them cum onto your face, then lead to let it slide down their body and impregnate them

"I did an Arabian Sackage the other month, now I have three kids"

arabian sackage by savage_banter January 16, 2016

Suckage 

the POS that is Responsys Interact v6 (aka Vista)

Why didn't the e-mail launch?" "Because of the sheer magnitude of SUCKAGE that is Responsys

Suckage by vistaphile2 July 8, 2010

Suckage 

Total state of suck. Where everything in sight is teh sux0r.

Giant robots crushed the casinos and mooshed the brothels and started fires that burned things and left ruin and SUCKAGE

Suckage by PSYmon February 27, 2003