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spotted owl 

The other white meat.
Too bad spotted owl is almost extinct, it's good eatin'!
spotted owl by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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SPOTTED OWL 

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.
A SPOTTED OWL is when you are having anal sex with a chick on the rag and you yank out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.
SPOTTED OWL by Bernie: May 8, 2006

spotted owl 

The term spotted owl means ass.

It originated on the TESF board where it automatically replaced the word "ass" through the autocensor. Once the board switched to replacing curse words with the word "censored" in brackets, the term's intentional use increased as older members referenced the old autocensor.
spotted owl by awesofrickintastic October 23, 2007

SPOTTED OWL 

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.
I was screwing a girl up the ass cause she was on the rag and as I was going to town, I saw her tampon string dangling in the air. I gave it a pull and slapped it onto her back, making bloody spots. There in my bedroom, the rare spotted owl made its appearance.
SPOTTED OWL by Bernie: August 30, 2008
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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