Spom

A 'sports mom'. The kind that yells at her own kids at sporting events to do better, run faster, etc. Or worse, yells at her kids' teammates or the kids on the opposing team. The female version of a spad.

I wish that spom in the front row would shut-up so I could enjoy the game!

Spom by patriot1872 January 2, 2008

SPOM

Short for "Sexy Piece of Man"...

Wow.. look at that guy!!! Yeah, he is a SPOM...

Woah girl! Your boyfriend is a total SPOM...

SPOM by purpledreams June 20, 2010

Spom

Spazzing Mom. A mom who yells a lot, much of the time for no reason.

Bob: "Dude my mom yells so much"
Joe: "I know she's such a spom"

Spom by Pugsnotdrugs June 5, 2015

Spom

1. Spam - usually forum post spam - which is relevant to the thread, but that changes the topic slightly and links to a spam site.
2. A forum post made by a spammer, who has spam links in their signature, but posts relevant to the thread.

1. (In a thread about pizza toppings) Spommer: Oh yeah my favourite is pepperoni. Btw, (link)is a really good site about penis enlargement(/link).
2. (In a thread about TV shows)
Spommer: my favourite show is The Simpsons.
Signature Links: (link)Car Insurance(/link)(link)Cheap Car Insurance(/link)(link)Best Car Insurance(/link)

Spom by marvnrawley December 14, 2009

SPOM

Acronym that stands for "So Proud of Myself"

"SPOM" -- effectively used after you make a very witty remark or text. Stands for "so proud of myself"!

SPOM by Atlanta Blue Hose November 8, 2011

spomit 

Occurs following excessive marijuana smoking. One coughs so hard they vomit saliva everywhere. It is a repulsive, yet absolutely hilarious condition.

Mikey smoked so much weed that he spomitted everywhere, not once, but twice.

spomit by Capt.spom September 25, 2009

Spomered 

being intoxicated to the max; vegetative and/or coma-like state.

"Break out the glitter glue, I'm getting spomered tonight."

Spomered by Morgan womble January 25, 2008