Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

Stop being so cynical by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

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Stop analyzing my texts so much

Someone who is secretly afraid of you or gay for you

Person 1: Stop analyzing my texts so much
Person 2: No lmao
Person 1: I want you to do me

Stop analyzing my texts so much by necgromancer March 1, 2025

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Niggas Hating Like A Chain Reaction So Call It A Crumbled Raigeki For Cowards, Full-Stop Because "'Raigeki'" Means ""Thank You'"

Niggas Hating Like A Chain Reaction So Call It A Crumbled Raigeki For Cowards, Full-Stop Because "'Raigeki'" Means ""Thank You'" by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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