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shut the fridge door

shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.

Shut the fridge door

A better version of the "Shut the front door" phrase, which eludes from the real phrase of "Shut the fuck up". This is a nice way to change the topic and be funny at the same time.
Person 1: Man why did Steve Jobs have to die?
Person 2: I miss Steve Jobs so much.
Person 3: I hate Steve Jobs, shut the fridge door about his face!!!!
Person 2: LOL
Person 3: Hey are you buying lunch today?
Person 1: Yeah I am...
<convo continues>

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008