SHP

Shitpost: a post (often on Reddit) that is obviously fake to whore karma

What a SHP! Totally made up..

by Doozoff February 14, 2019

SHP

Abbreviation of Secret Home Project. Used by professional Software Developers that have a brilliant idea thats going to make them rich (or at least thats what they believe) that they are working on at home. They don't want to tell anyone else about their ideas because they're afraid someone will steal their ideas and going to be rich instead.

Programmer 1: Hey matchok man! What are you going to do this weekend?
Programmer 2: I'm gonna work on my SHP!
Programmer 1: Cool, what are you making?
Programmer 2: Can't tell, it's secret! But it's gonna make me rich so I can quit my job! Ha ha ha!
Programmer 1: Whatever

by eihoofd July 28, 2009

SHP

Sexual harrasment panda, also known as a the panda seen on the hit show South Park.

holy crap! it's SHP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the winner. September 24, 2004

SHP

Abbreviation for Standard Highschool Party. With all things including drugs, alcohol, and sex. With a shit load of people trashing ones house. Everyone can come because no one cares.

Originated in a small town of Georgia by this blasian chick who threw the fucking craziest party ever.

Common use for it is writing down SHP at the bottom left of a flyer.

"SHP at this chicks house, everyones invited!"

by PanicN September 27, 2009

SHP

"Sucking Harry's Penis"

where Harry refers to any person you want

Person 1: What are you doing this Saturday morning?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some SHP.
Person 1: Same, man!

by opi401 February 25, 2020

SHP

Shit her/his pants

Shes gonna shp when she sees her birthday present

by I tell the ladies to Ben Dover September 04, 2020

SHP

Steaming Hot Penis

self explanatory.

damn! David has the biggest shp i have ever seen! i cant compete with that!

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hey, i heard Phil has a shp...id tap that.

by shanberry August 16, 2007