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Shit Bagger 

A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!
Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?
Shit Bagger by Macphilia June 14, 2009
Words you can keep

SHIT BAGGER 

A comment made to someone with very ugly face
SHIT BAGGER by TUBE 666 November 16, 2006

SHIT BAGGER 

A term refered to shitty ass drummers who have trouble getting accepted to Berklee college of music
Austin is such a shit bagger he cant even keep a steady 4/4 rythem while laying down a nice easy 6 on the floor, What an Idiot!
SHIT BAGGER by jammal July 19, 2007

shit bagger 

n., One who shit bags

Etymology:

'Shit bag' derives from the Latin 'shitius baggus', which in early Roman tragic theatre represented the potential to spoil a positive scene. The shit bag would be hurled at an actor at random.

The colour brown has since been associated with shit-bagging.
"I can't believe what a shit bagger Gitch is."

(verb) "Don't fucking shit bag me again Gootch."

(v., past) "Gotam Dave Bhardwaj shitbagged everyone."
shit bagger by Dave Bhardwaj November 30, 2009

Shit Banger 

A shit banger is when you take a shit and it blows of your butt with a big 'bang'.
Be careful Timmy, you might get a shit banger
Shit Banger by Bridke September 1, 2016

Shit Bagged 

Def 1. When you find yourself in a bad predicament.

Def 2. When you get hit in the face by a big bag of shit.

Def 3. When your so shitfaced, you shit yourself
Sentence 1: (Nick): We have our biochem test tuesday.
(Dave): Shit bagged.

Sentence 2: That nig shit bagged me.

Sentence 3: I drank too much last night, I even shit bagged my pants.
Shit Bagged by Shit bagged March 28, 2010

shit bagged 

Unsuspectingly dipping your balls in a over filled shitty water toilet bowl when in a rush to sit down to relieve yourself
phil ran to a non working bathroom with no lights and sat down to take a shit. When he sat down he realized that he had just gotten shit bagged
shit bagged by nixon4s September 6, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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