mom: What's in that box, dear?
daughter: Just some SHFMS's, mom.
mom: what?
daughter: Sky-High Fuck-Me shoes, mom!
mom: *starts crying*
daughter: Just some SHFMS's, mom.
mom: what?
daughter: Sky-High Fuck-Me shoes, mom!
mom: *starts crying*
by pyropunk July 30, 2009