A mythical internet beast holding magical powers in the ways of internet marketing and traffic generation. In internet folklore, The Shaw is known for making miraculous feats in web marketing. One fable in particular describes The Shaw generating a 1,236% yr/yr increase in traffic for a website. A complete collection of The Shaw's fables does not exist, but most are well known among the web marketing community.
by fantastic_brad May 20, 2009
A guy name. The bestfriend you'll ever have and he gives the best advice and he understands people while listening. He's very hot, pretty much the hottest guy on the planet. He would make an amazing boyfriend and he never let any girl down. Hes the most romantic man on earth. He is insanely strong and athletic. He so very intelligent. Since he is very cute and has amazing, masculine features Girls instantly fall in love with him at first sight. He has a great sense of humor and loves to make people laugh and will cheer anyone with his jokes or complements. Just wait till you see him you can't miss him his body its so slick and muscular. His eyes exude electrifying (sexual) energy. If Shaw was to be a word he would be amazing.
Supermodel 1: Who is that sexy thing?
Supermodel 2: Oh yeah, thats Shaw. He's basically amazing and better than my boyfriend in every way.
Supermodel 2: Oh yeah, thats Shaw. He's basically amazing and better than my boyfriend in every way.
by Shawpapi42069 October 2, 2019
A beautiful, kind, wonderful cat that embodies the idea of perfection. She is very opinionated on some topics, but is a great cat to everyone she knows. Shawe has amassed a great number of followers on various forms of social media, but remains a down-to-earth kitty that will always be true to herself.
Person 1: Bro, did you hear that Shawe built a church out of empty canned vegetable cans?
Person 2: Nah, bro, but I'd sure as hell believe it!
Person 2: Nah, bro, but I'd sure as hell believe it!
by catlover143 August 15, 2015
A man who is sarcastic, and constantly likes to cause drama for no reason at all and belittle others lowlier than him.
One who is similar to the secondary antagonist of the same name from the 2019 racing game Need For Speed: Heat.
One who is similar to the secondary antagonist of the same name from the 2019 racing game Need For Speed: Heat.
by SunFlow3 March 21, 2021
the most slimy, putrid, disease carrying vagina that roams the streets of virginia beach, virginia which will one day obliterate the universe with it's vile fluids.
the shaw just swallowed my dick whole!!!!
didn't you fist the shaw?
yeah! there was slime all over my hand afterwards.
didn't you fist the shaw?
yeah! there was slime all over my hand afterwards.
by broseph stalin May 16, 2008
A facebook legend who against obvious physical deficiencies resists the reality that chicks don't dig him although his homies support his self image.
Did you see the posts from that guy on facebook about all the women that want to be with him? Yeah, his buddy's keep feeding his ego, but they continue to reject him. What a Shaw!
by realitychecker4U September 29, 2011
to awkwardly dry hump someone, usually only one person receives pleasure from this action, commonly people who shaw are socially strange and sometimes extremely shy
I was buying ice cream when this guy just came up and shawed me
Dude I dare you to go and shaw that biddie
Dude I dare you to go and shaw that biddie
by inthegrocerystore February 28, 2011