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The Scarf of Sexual Preference 

A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.
The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!

Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?

Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*

Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.

scarf of sexual preference

Ran off with the Sorting Hat the fall of Harry's sophomore year, which is why Ginny wasn't sorted the traditional way. Called Scarfy.
A Very Potter Musical:
"And another very special welcome to our newest addition from Gryffindor, Mr. Ginny, excuse me Mrs. Ginny Weasley."
"Yeah I'm a girl, and um, also aren't we supposed to be sorted by the uh, sorting hat?"
"Well um a funny thing happened to the sorting hat, he actually got hitched with another piece of enchanted magical clothing. So he and the scarf of sexual preference aren't going to be back until next year."

Politically open sexual preference 

aka. P.O.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of what their political identity is
Brianna identifies as being a supporter of the Green Rainbow Party, but she is sexually attracted to other people, even if they have a different political identity from her. She has a politically open sexual preference.

disgusting sexual references 

Some disgusting sexual references: Charleston Chew Alaskan Firedragon Dirty Sanchez Alabama Hotpocket Panamanian Petting Zoo Maui Mudslide Mississippi Meathook

...and pretty much anything that ends in "steamer"

sexual preference

One's preference for a particular type of sexual partner, regardless whether that preference is rigidly or casually held, and regardless how morally repugnant others may find that preference.
heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pedosexual are all sexual preferences. Pedosexual propaganda uses pedophile as a euphemism in place of pedosexual to make it seem like it isn't all that bad.

Partner free sexual preference

Aka. P.F.S.P.; When an individual will only sleep with people they are not romantically involved with. Please note this includes people who choose not to have romantic relationships with anyone for any reason.
Sid will only sleep with people he is not romantically involved with, because Sid does not believe in having romantic relationships. He has a partner free sexual preference.