The Death Seal

Li thank god the death seal

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by MineOwedWu's May 27, 2021

Lazy Seal

The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).

Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!

by Not Lazy Seal March 9, 2021

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Black Seal

The type of seal between a BBC and the cheeks of a red robin

That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.

by Poppacherrry June 19, 2023

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Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.

"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013

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Sealed Envelope

Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.

After getting really wasted woth friends Tony decided to give Ella a helpful sealed envelope

by R1ftWalk3r February 11, 2016

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