Anything of or relating to Wisconsin. Sconnie is an identity. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. You don't have to be from Wisconsin to appreciate the Sconnie movement. It's all about embracing and celebrating this genuinely Wisconsinesque. If you like eating a brat and cheering for the Packers, you know what I'm talking about.
Tailgating is very Sconnie. Look at that Sconnie drinking a PBR on his Sconnie John Deere lawnmower.
by Troy July 28, 2004
A crass, humorously trademarked attempt at marketing a stereotypical vision of the "Wisconsin lifestyle." Frequently emblazoned upon t-shirts or sweatshirts, this term easily identifies people who are of below-average intelligence. Accordingly, many believe that wearing such a garment will make people think they are actually from Wisconsin, although this is never the case, as people actually born and raised in Wisconsin know just how ridiculous and sad the whole so-called "movement" is.
Person 1: "Yeah, I ate brats all day yesterday, and washed them down with a tall, cool Old Milwaukee! I'm such a sconnie, man!"
Person 2: "Shut up before I kill you. You are from Seattle."
Person 2: "Shut up before I kill you. You are from Seattle."
by Lemon Sawdust November 5, 2006
Anything of or relating to Wisconsin. Sconnie is an identity. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. You don't have to be from Wisconsin to appreciate the Sconnie movement. It's all about embracing and celebrating this genuinely Wisconsinesque. If you like eating a brat and cheering for the Packers, you know what I'm talking about.
Tailgating is very Sconnie. Look at that Sconnie drinking a PBR on his Sconnie Simplicity mower. Please note, a real Sconnie will NEVER ride a FIB made John Deere
by all_american_1978 May 28, 2009
A true alpha who is seen as a god by anyone who knows or has ever heard of him. The sexiest pornstar alive that can make anyone or thing cum instantly.
Girl: I’m soo wet from hearing sconnies name
Guy: I creamed myself because we made eye contact
Everyone: *sees sconnie* *dies*
Guy: I creamed myself because we made eye contact
Everyone: *sees sconnie* *dies*
by sconnieismybiologicalfather69 September 27, 2019
Any one from or living in the state of Wisconsin. Typically an excuse for boorish behavior, drinking too much alcohol, or being obese.
Toby's Sconny-roots will be showing when the Packers play in the Super Bowl. I reckon he's going to be drinking early and often getting ready for the game!
by ultradope January 31, 2011
A man lacking genitals, often associated with she-males. Also holds strong connections to simp like tendencies. Examples of such traits include, man fondling, explainable anger outbursts and an urge attract women with the intent to form a dominatrix.
"Why is John's girlfriend spitting in his mouth, he's such a sconny"
"This sconnies only in it for the pussy, look at him fondling her feet, and acting like a rocco.
"This sconnies only in it for the pussy, look at him fondling her feet, and acting like a rocco.
by PPASP March 17, 2020
Someone who's moved away from Wisconsin, but is born of that culture. Inherently different from a Wisconsinite, because they know better than to waste their life in Wisconsin. Since Sconnys know how bad it can be, and are smart enough to escape, they tend to make good company.
by Rocemdro April 29, 2018