SBMS

(Scottish Bitch Makeup Symdrome) Young scottish teen females who sadly dip there faces in a pool of makeup and highlight cheekbones that don’t exist. They also tend to have long flat ironed hair and square sharp eyebrows. Futhermore drown your feed in pouting selfies from a ‘mental’ night out. At the end of it all they go home only to scrape it all off like it’s ice on a windshield. Truly truly sad.

“Oh shit look it’s a SBMS, disgusting” “That’s somebody’s fucking daughter, SBMS heartbreaking” “ Shit run it’s a SBMS”

by Haydawg Ando June 19, 2018

sbm

Smiling by myself. A truer form of "lol".

<closedmouth> too many newbies and smart asses
<Ashlee> smartassii
<killiondude> sbm.

by Killiondude September 7, 2010

sbm

Single black male or single brother

sbm looking for some fun

by juicebox21 June 12, 2008

SBM

Soon Back Mon - The Caribbean equivalent of brb (be right back), an abbreviation for I will soon return, used while talking, on the net or in IRC.

While sitting in the game room with friends and you have to run into the kitchen for drinks and munchies, you say SBM or "Soon Back Mon."

SBM - I will return (iwr)

by Ramon GL October 7, 2007

SBM

Strictly bout Money 💰🤲🏾💯

“SBM nikkaz came thru and drop a bag💰 like always “

by SBM-blak August 22, 2021

sbms

Acronym for Saddle Brook Middle School. The shittiest school in all of Bergen County,everyone thinks there the shit. Most of the kids in sbms (12,13,14) y/o just vape and smoke weed in the bathroom. Everyone is fake as shit.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2:SBMS!
Person 1: Ew ur gross.

by sbmsisdogshit May 8, 2022

#SBM

(Side Bitch Monday)
Used as a Hash tag # to tag your side bitch for that current monday

This Hoe is my #SBM

by ProblemChildV May 19, 2014