(Scottish Bitch Makeup Symdrome) Young scottish teen females who sadly dip there faces in a pool of makeup and highlight cheekbones that don’t exist. They also tend to have long flat ironed hair and square sharp eyebrows. Futhermore drown your feed in pouting selfies from a ‘mental’ night out. At the end of it all they go home only to scrape it all off like it’s ice on a windshield. Truly truly sad.
“Oh shit look it’s a SBMS, disgusting” “That’s somebody’s fucking daughter, SBMS heartbreaking” “ Shit run it’s a SBMS”
by Haydawg Ando June 19, 2018
by Killiondude September 07, 2010
Soon Back Mon - The Caribbean equivalent of brb (be right back), an abbreviation for I will soon return, used while talking, on the net or in IRC.
While sitting in the game room with friends and you have to run into the kitchen for drinks and munchies, you say SBM or "Soon Back Mon."
SBM - I will return (iwr)
SBM - I will return (iwr)
by Ramon GL September 23, 2007
by SBM-blak August 23, 2021
Acronym for Saddle Brook Middle School. The shittiest school in all of Bergen County,everyone thinks there the shit. Most of the kids in sbms (12,13,14) y/o just vape and smoke weed in the bathroom. Everyone is fake as shit.
by sbmsisdogshit May 08, 2022
by ProblemChildV May 19, 2014