rutgers

where the meat is

"yo, i'ma go to rutgers, that's where the meat is."

by al jorgenson May 4, 2004

rutgers

Purgatory where people who couldn't pay for a better school go until they get into a real graduate/medical/law school.

Yeh, I'm going to Rutgers to save money before I get into Harvard Medical School.

by Big Phil January 12, 2004

rutgers

public university located in new brunswick, new jersey. rutgers has great food(fat sandwiches and pizza), the football games are fun, and there's lots classes to choose from. with that being said... the school continues to desperately hang on to the obscure fact that the first college football game was played here, and desperately continues to hang onto the "public ivy" nametag. parties are usually awful since they tend to revolve around guido infested frats. professors are hit and miss since apparently you don't need to speak english to get a job here. located in a shit city. everyone seems to be here because they slacked off in high school, because the in-state tuition is cheap, or because it's got name recognition. and generally if you plan on having sex with a scarlet knight, you may want to wrap it. twice.

why the fuck did i decide to go to rutgers?

by The Big W February 17, 2008

rutgers

STD Capital of the world!!! 82%STD Rate

AHHH!!! It's Burning I think I caught it at Rutgers.

by faf April 4, 2005

rutgers

the nastiest most std infected school in the entire world. only school in america where non english speaking foreigners can get a job as professors. School where professors fail kids like its their job (maybe it is their job, seriously). home of half of the world's asian and indian population. home of the greatest newspaper in the world, THE MEDIUM!

1. dont breath rutgers air, you might get AIDS.
2. damn these rutgers teachers, i cant understand a damn thing he/she said.
3. that indian kid smells, he probably goes to rutgers.
4. the daily targum sucks ass, but the medium rules.
5. fuck rutgers, plain and simple.

by someone that hates rutgers ALOT May 2, 2005

Rutger

The sweetest, most caring, sexiest ;), funniest, most handsome and most lovely boy I’ve ever met. He always manages to cheer me up and make me realize how lucky I am to have him in my life. I literally can’t imagine a better person to fall in love with.

And besides his beautiful personality, his appearance is also amazing. Dark blond hair, green eyes aaaand he’s tall. He’s just perfect for me. His hugs are the best and I can’t get enough kisses <3

This boy really got me more loving myself and everyday I love him more and more. I’m sorry for all the other girls, because I don’t think there’s anyone as good as a boyfriend as mine.

I thought 2020 was just fucked up and romance was dead in this generation but he really changed my mind <3

Girl 1: So last summer I met this guy and now I’m so in love with him, he is so sweet and handsome I can’t believe he’s mine! His name is Rutger <3

Girl 2: Damn I wish I had a boyfriend like that too.

Girl 1: Yes I totally understand!

by Rutger’s girlfriend November 15, 2020

Rutger

Rutger is a rare name which is very hard to pronounce in many countries. Basically every country except for the Netherlands. People often refer to it as Rontgen or Ruttekut. Which is wrong! People who carry the name Rutger are often known as a nice guys, people who are quite cool, people who have nice wavy hair and are a tiny bit lazy. They have surprising skills in basically everything and they seem to know every human being on this planet. They are known for their wild obsession with Golden Retrievers and stinky farts. Also known as: Lord Fartquad.

Look, there is Rutger!
Wow, look at his hair, it looks amazing #goals
Who is the evil King married to Fiona? It’s Lord Fartquaad!

by P. F. Shrek November 24, 2021