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Rusty Submarine 

When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.
Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.

rusty submarine 

Its when u fuck a girl in the ass and your dick is coverd in shit and you make the girl give you head.
"hey tyler i gave that girl ashley a rusty submarine last night"
rusty submarine by bak814 September 8, 2006