Rustic Charmer 

Having sex with male/female 65 years or older. They then insert their AARP card in your ass, and remove their dentures and then proceed to perform fellatious acts upon your genitals. Upon ejaculation you start singing blue velvet by bobby vinton.

Hey I met Betty White the other day. She brought me back to her room and gave me the old rustic charmer.

Rustic Charmer by alex krukowski January 21, 2010