russian slap 

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

russian slap by King of 142 October 18, 2004

russian slap fight 

An absolute beatdown session.

-A line is drawn in dirt

-Right foot of both men is placed on the line

-The men interlock hands over the line

-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin

-They begin by slapping each other in the face

-Note: As hard as possible

-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.

-Best two out of three is the winner

Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.

russian slap fight by Hugh Jass 2 December 14, 2010

russian slap dance 

when a guy engages in anal sex with one girl then meets up with another shortly thereafter ( 3 - 5 hours ) and has her perform oral sex on him.

"Hey, last night I hooked up with this girl. What I didn't tell her was that she was about to receieve a "Russian Slap Dance"!!"

russian slap dance by Hysterical January 11, 2005

Russian Fish Slap 

When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.

Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.

Russian Fish Slap by jbird1 July 30, 2011

Russian ass slap

When you pour large amounts of vodka on the ass cheeks and slap them simultaneously

I gave my girlfriend the Russian ass slap last night now I’m single.

Russian ass slap by Hyghry12309 December 23, 2020

russian mud slap 

when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face

When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap

russian mud slap by travis shaw and ty horbinski August 24, 2008

Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap 

where​ you take a girl by her pussy​ lips,​ sqeez​e em toget​her with a pair of vice grips​,​ hold her off the groun​d by her hair and a piece​ of rope,​ shove​ a sword​ down her throa​t and say " what would​ you do for a klond​ike bar bitch​!​"​

Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.

Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap by anonymous47937987394875 October 29, 2008