Person 1, idk what names:I'm going to russia
Person 2: they speak an entire different language
Person 1:the city in ohio
Person 2:wtf
Person 2: they speak an entire different language
Person 1:the city in ohio
Person 2:wtf
by Reymcgowan February 22, 2021
1) Largest nation in land area, has a population 140 million, steadily declining since collapse of USSR
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter
When in Moscow, watch out for the government (and not-so-government) luxobarges that like to drive on the opposite side of the road at triple digit speeds. Sphincter clenchingly terrifying, and makes Russian roulette look like a kindergarten game.
by Hans Blix August 28, 2005
by BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN! March 9, 2022
secretary: Hey trump, its the Russians they're invading!!!
Trump man: OH NOOOOO!!!! BUILD A WALL IT MUST BE HHHHUUUUGGGEEEE THIS TIME SLAV PROOF!!!!
secretary: that's impossible!!!!
(soviet union notional anthem plays sonic loud)
Trump man: OH NOOOOO!!!! BUILD A WALL IT MUST BE HHHHUUUUGGGEEEE THIS TIME SLAV PROOF!!!!
secretary: that's impossible!!!!
(soviet union notional anthem plays sonic loud)
by STALIN FOREVER February 26, 2019
Thick primitive nation, constantly drunk,violent and loud.Have best literature and music in world.Probably have highies number of dictators in history of Europe who's don't give a flying fuck about it's people and send them to certain death in number of milions.Silly people taking everything for granted as their leaders told them (no more than americans though).Have good looking womens.
Lenin's idea of comunism wasn't that bad in theory but was executed dreadfuly,I like russians they have this estern toughness
by atemlos July 29, 2008
Bobby: Hey grandpa Joe, how many nukes does Russia have?
Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.
Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 22, 2005
by legendairy124 March 14, 2019