When a man fucks a girl in the anus until she bleeds, and pulls out so he has cum, blood, and crap all over his cock, a rusian candycane.
by HOTTTTIE October 27, 2006
by 1234567hi April 12, 2008
a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama December 09, 2007