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runescape member 

A sad person that plays a very addictive online game called runescape. They are paying for something which is so boring and tedious i cant believe it sometimes.

The people who are "members" are simply putting money into the developers pockets and they think they are having fun clicking polygons for many hours of their lives.

They have been sucked into the game from when they first started as free members and are now brainwashed. They can do nothing but play for many it is their life.

The game itself is very poor in graphics and music and these poor soles that have become stuck and can only hope to be hacked so they can stop playing and see their madness.
Mum: Come and have your lunch
Runescape Member: Later, im not hungry.

(30 Mins later)

Mum: Eat now or not at all! I will not call u again!
Runescape Member: OK, in 5 mins after this quest.
Mum: OK

(5 hours later)

Runescape Member: Mum im hungry, I just died.
Mum: You haven eaten yet? You are banned from that game
Runescape Member: NOOOOOOOOOO
Runescape Member:*Kills mother* now i can play! No one can stop me!
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runescape member 

A paying member of the Mass Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game known as Runescape. These people are usually thought of as "nerds" or "geeks" who say pwned in real life because they just discovered the word from an online forum. They are not considered nerds because they play an MMORPG(MMORPG's are quite cool), it is the fact that Runescape lacks decent graphics, gameplay or music. These people are usually high leveled which is due to them spending most of their time wasted on "training".
Guy #1: Whoa! why are you jacking off on that picture of World of Warcraft?

Guy #2: I've got to shoot my load somehow and I couldn't find a picture of Counter Strike.

Guy #1: Wtf?! What a loser, stop being such a nerd!!!

Guy #2: Well atleast I'm not a Runescape member.

Guy #1: I see your point. A Runescape member makes someone like you look like hte coolest, pimpin' guy in the world.
runescape member by BMad May 30, 2005

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026