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rumple stiltskin 

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum
his girlfriend performed a rumple stiltskin on him after she found out he had herpes.

the rumple stiltskin 

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it
yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!

Rumple Stiltskin 

Some goblin ass from a shitty book
That rumple stiltskin mf is a child pedo.

rumple stinkskin 

The act of fucking your partner's armpit.
Troy pulled a rumple stinkskin last night, now his unit will smell like me all day.
rumple stinkskin by thatguy31 July 31, 2006

Rimpled Shitskin 

Ol' Johhny is getting with that rimpled shitskin again. Better tell Johnny to stay away from that rimpled shitskin.
Rimpled Shitskin by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

Rumplestiltskin 

A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.
to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,

the next I'll have the young queen's child.

Ha, glad am I that no one knew

that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.
Rumplestiltskin by Dizeezed September 15, 2005