Rumpled Stiltskin

The guy who gives oral sex on the street corner

oh look theres rumpled stiltskin giving bradley lowery some oral sex

by Musty brad March 29, 2021

rumple stiltskin

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum

his girlfriend performed a rumple stiltskin on him after she found out he had herpes.

by jinglebells777777 January 20, 2011

the rumple stiltskin

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it

yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!

by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

Rumple Stiltskin

Some goblin ass from a shitty book

That rumple stiltskin mf is a child pedo.

by bigballer322 May 23, 2022

rumple stinkskin

The act of fucking your partner's armpit.

Troy pulled a rumple stinkskin last night, now his unit will smell like me all day.

by thatguy31 July 31, 2006

Rimpled Shitskin

When you fuck an older woman.

Ol' Johhny is getting with that rimpled shitskin again. Better tell Johnny to stay away from that rimpled shitskin.

by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

Rumplestiltskin

A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.

to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,

the next I'll have the young queen's child.

Ha, glad am I that no one knew

that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.

by Dizeezed September 15, 2005