Rumpled Stiltskin

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The guy who gives oral sex on the street corner

oh look theres rumpled stiltskin giving bradley lowery some oral sex

Rumpled Stiltskin by Musty brad March 29, 2021

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rumple stiltskin

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum

his girlfriend performed a rumple stiltskin on him after she found out he had herpes.

rumple stiltskin by jinglebells777777 January 20, 2011

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the rumple stiltskin

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it

yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!

the rumple stiltskin by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

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Rumple Stiltskin

Some goblin ass from a shitty book

That rumple stiltskin mf is a child pedo.

Rumple Stiltskin by bigballer322 May 23, 2022

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rumple stinkskin

The act of fucking your partner's armpit.

Troy pulled a rumple stinkskin last night, now his unit will smell like me all day.

rumple stinkskin by thatguy31 July 31, 2006

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Rimpled Shitskin

When you fuck an older woman.

Ol' Johhny is getting with that rimpled shitskin again. Better tell Johnny to stay away from that rimpled shitskin.

Rimpled Shitskin by Tron1982 February 3, 2017

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Rumplestiltskin

A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.

to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,

the next I'll have the young queen's child.

Ha, glad am I that no one knew

that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.

Rumplestiltskin by Dizeezed September 15, 2005

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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