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Donald's Rump 

A Donald's Rump is when you get a service industry professional or other paid person to wipe your anus for you after defecating. Normally for especially needy or overweight individuals in a Business or First Class type of situation. Usually happens while giving aggressive direction, such as "deeper! deeper!" or "harder! Get in there!".
The fat, old, white man forced the flight attendant to give him a Donald's Rump with the First Class bathroom door open on the flight to Taipei.
Donald's Rump by jcupnoodles January 22, 2019
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Rump shaker 

Alternative to "big ass cheeks" with insane fluidity in movement.
When asked for payment, Alex replied, "Hold on, let me pull out my rump shaker".

Rump Snorkel 

penetrating the sphincter with one's schnozola
Pinocchio kept lying so he could rump snorkel deep enough so Ryan Seacrest's prostate would achieve maximum penetration.
Rump Snorkel by The Felcher March 13, 2008

Rump Shake 

When you shake your "large Rump"
Mein Fuhrer have you seen ze Rump Shake? -Heinreich Himmler
Rump Shake by Polish Bloke March 25, 2023

Rump steak 

An affectionate term for the butocks, bottom, gluteus maximus, seat, posteior etc.
Man 1: Yo holmes look at the rump steak on hat luhanna.
Man 2: Lea, G!
Man 1: tisra!!!
Rump steak by JimBob MacGregor June 14, 2003

rump shaker 

another name for ass. usually used to describe a girl with a nice ass.
Damn she got a rump shaker!!
rump shaker by Lunatic January 29, 2005

rump shaker 

rump shaker (n.)a synonym for a nice ass (HOPEFULLY/PREFEREBALLY a FEMALES!!!)
a sket "my RUMP-SHAKER's my money maker"
rump shaker by debby March 18, 2005