Rum Tum Tugger

1. A cat from T.S Elliott's "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats". Like Tiger Woods, he sleeps around. Many debate whether it is just with the female cats. Often seen ticking off Mr. Mistoffelees or his brother, Munkustrap. Tugger seems to have a habit of being loud, obnoxious, crude, attention craving, and clingy.
2. Anything that can be described as a terrible bore.
3. A male whore who craves attention.

"The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore."~Mr. Mistoffelees

Rum Tum Tugger by CheshireAxel January 4, 2010

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Rum Tum Tugger

Rum Tum Tugger is a colloquial term for an actor or musician who has a sexual conquest with a member of his/her audience after a performance. Derives its name from a character in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical "Cats" on account of Rum Tum Tugger's curious affinity for breaking the imaginary fourth wall and entering the audience.

-Noun
You little Rum Tum Tugger you! I knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-Verb
Easy there, Lyndsay, just because I talked to your sister between Acts doesn't mean I am trying to Rum Tum Tugger.
-Adjective
Break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage pass, I'm up for some Rum Tum Tugger action tonight!

Rum Tum Tugger by WBK June 13, 2007

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rum tum tugger

Fellatio that is given on a piece of poo that is sticking a quarter inch out of you or your partners bum.

She gave me the rum tum tugger last night... now she gota shit mouth.

rum tum tugger by Dick van Jovi September 14, 2010

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RumTumTugger

A contraceptive act performed during missionary style sex whereby the male partner removes his erect member from his female counterpart's vagina before ejaculation, thus allowing the female to firmly grab the male's prick-shaft and stroke him to completion spraying seminal lust ropes upon her abdomen.

"Ernie came over last night and we fucked, but we don't like babies. He pulled out and I gave him a RumTumTugger so he wouldn't fill me with worry."

RumTumTugger by horseoncasters August 15, 2014

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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