Rum Tum Tugger 

1. A cat from T.S Elliott's "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats". Like Tiger Woods, he sleeps around. Many debate whether it is just with the female cats. Often seen ticking off Mr. Mistoffelees or his brother, Munkustrap. Tugger seems to have a habit of being loud, obnoxious, crude, attention craving, and clingy.
2. Anything that can be described as a terrible bore.
3. A male whore who craves attention.

"The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore."~Mr. Mistoffelees

Rum Tum Tugger by CheshireAxel January 4, 2010

Rum Tum Tugger 

Rum Tum Tugger is a colloquial term for an actor or musician who has a sexual conquest with a member of his/her audience after a performance. Derives its name from a character in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical "Cats" on account of Rum Tum Tugger's curious affinity for breaking the imaginary fourth wall and entering the audience.

-Noun
You little Rum Tum Tugger you! I knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-Verb
Easy there, Lyndsay, just because I talked to your sister between Acts doesn't mean I am trying to Rum Tum Tugger.
-Adjective
Break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage pass, I'm up for some Rum Tum Tugger action tonight!

Rum Tum Tugger by WBK June 13, 2007

rum tum tugger 

Fellatio that is given on a piece of poo that is sticking a quarter inch out of you or your partners bum.

She gave me the rum tum tugger last night... now she gota shit mouth.

rum tum tugger by Dick van Jovi September 14, 2010

RumTumTugger 

A contraceptive act performed during missionary style sex whereby the male partner removes his erect member from his female counterpart's vagina before ejaculation, thus allowing the female to firmly grab the male's prick-shaft and stroke him to completion spraying seminal lust ropes upon her abdomen.

"Ernie came over last night and we fucked, but we don't like babies. He pulled out and I gave him a RumTumTugger so he wouldn't fill me with worry."

RumTumTugger by horseoncasters August 15, 2014