Rum Tum Tugger

1. A cat from T.S Elliott's "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats". Like Tiger Woods, he sleeps around. Many debate whether it is just with the female cats. Often seen ticking off Mr. Mistoffelees or his brother, Munkustrap. Tugger seems to have a habit of being loud, obnoxious, crude, attention craving, and clingy.
2. Anything that can be described as a terrible bore.
3. A male whore who craves attention.

"The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore."~Mr. Mistoffelees

Rum Tum Tugger by CheshireAxel January 4, 2010

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Rum Tum Tugger

Rum Tum Tugger is a colloquial term for an actor or musician who has a sexual conquest with a member of his/her audience after a performance. Derives its name from a character in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical "Cats" on account of Rum Tum Tugger's curious affinity for breaking the imaginary fourth wall and entering the audience.

-Noun
You little Rum Tum Tugger you! I knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-Verb
Easy there, Lyndsay, just because I talked to your sister between Acts doesn't mean I am trying to Rum Tum Tugger.
-Adjective
Break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage pass, I'm up for some Rum Tum Tugger action tonight!

Rum Tum Tugger by WBK June 13, 2007

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rum tum tugger

Fellatio that is given on a piece of poo that is sticking a quarter inch out of you or your partners bum.

She gave me the rum tum tugger last night... now she gota shit mouth.

rum tum tugger by Dick van Jovi September 14, 2010

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RumTumTugger

A contraceptive act performed during missionary style sex whereby the male partner removes his erect member from his female counterpart's vagina before ejaculation, thus allowing the female to firmly grab the male's prick-shaft and stroke him to completion spraying seminal lust ropes upon her abdomen.

"Ernie came over last night and we fucked, but we don't like babies. He pulled out and I gave him a RumTumTugger so he wouldn't fill me with worry."

RumTumTugger by horseoncasters August 15, 2014

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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