Rum Bum

Used to describe the runny, splattery, and gassy shits, usually experienced after a long night of consuming rum and cokes.

Wow, I’ve got a real bad case of rum bum today, I’ve gone shit three times in the last hour!

by venom363 October 19, 2006

Rum and bum

Used during the mid 18th century onwards in reference to the British Navy's great tradition of allowing no women on their ships of the fleet. The time when a Cabin Boy would have to wipe more than a smile from his face!

Person 1: "What is this navy all about then?"

Person 2: "Royal Navy, it's all rum and bum!"

"Rum, sodomy and the lash"

by SavageQuoll December 28, 2011

bum rum

a fruity alcoholic beverage favoured by shirt-lifters. Malibu or tia maria or some fudge-packer drink like that.

"ooooh quentin, shall we have a swift half?"
"oooh no barry, beer gives my fragile feminine stomach terrible upsets, lets just have a malibu eh?"
"hmmm me too. Two shots of bum rum, barman"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

Bum Rum Flavour

A flavour

That is Bum Rum Flavour

by Big,Fat,Fat,Guy November 15, 2018

Bum Rum

An cocktail/sex move consisting of turning a bottle of rum upside down in ones anus and the drinking the ensuing cocktail.

My wife and I spiced up the bedroom with a little bum rum!

by AnonymousBDH February 15, 2021

rum, bum and baccy

Rum, bum and baccy.
(Referring to cigarettes, alcohol and questionable sexual activity).
A term used to describe a heterosexual man’s fictional days in the navy - usually with great fondness.

“…talking of sailing Sid, did I tell you I was in the navy? Ahh, the good old days of rum, bum and baccy”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

Indian Rum Bum

The act of using pickle juice and rum for an enema. This is often done after a particularly violent anal cleaning.

I gave my ass hole a good cleaning in preparation for this Indian Rum Bum I'm about to get.

by bigbuttfucker October 24, 2018