Ruler Of The World

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A very power-hungry teenager who commands legions of their friends. They are intimidating and psychotic, but are generally nice and funny. They will, in most cases, post several "World rulings" on websites such as facebook, myspace, etc. You should never deny them their title, because they will tickle you until you die.

Chance: Did you know that Rachel is the Ruler of the World?
Ganesh: Yeah! She gave me Australia!
Rachel: Just remember, Rachel giveth, and the good Rachel, she taketh away.

Ruler Of The World by Ruler~Of~The~World March 24, 2009

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Ruler of the World

Tilly Firth

Tilly is the ruler of the world

Ruler of the World by chingchong--china October 16, 2008

Rules Of The World

51. That one chick
52. Awww hell naw
53. There are no rules
54. Follow all rules
55. Paradoxes are science fiction
56. Avatar is alien porn
57. There are such a thing as super heroes
58. Super heroes are fake
59. You have heard a lie
60. Everyone has cancer
61. Everything can give you cancer
62. Sleeping is death
63. Snoring causes death
64. Smoking can kill
65. Smoking can't kill
66. You are confused
67. If your not your confusing
68. Movies can be made from anything
69. Hah... 69
70. Hah... 69 plus one
71. Rules are meant to be broken
72. You can not break all rules
73. Rule 69 is the #1 rule
74. Cartoons are for kids
75. Political cartoons are demoters
76. It's all math and science
77. It' a religion
78. Toys are for all ages
79. All toys are meant to be played with
81. Gibberish is the most common known language
82. There is a Hi for everyone
83. Not everyone waves
84. When your driving down the road stop
85. Google is god
86. The world is never ending
87. The Myens are not dead
88. There is no national treasure
89. God hates Mac users
90. Use Mac and you go to hell
91. Everything's a pet
92. Your ass
93. Rule #92 is amazing
94. There is no escaping fate
95. She fucking hates you for saying she said that
96. There are no more rules
97. Rule #71
98. You believe 96 you fail
99. It's hard to fail
100. There is no end

Rules of the world #100 there is no end

Rules Of The World by D3D@N May 4, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026