A Manchild who's penis has not grown since he left the only pussy he's been in

Person 1: Is that Ruairidh over there?
Person 2: I think it is!
Person 1: Fuck, run, his penis looks like a shrivelled turnip
I hate my life so much, I must be a Ruairidh Farrow White
by Sup Britknee January 22, 2021
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