Jake Daniel Rowley is the greatest person to ever exist. He has the best friends in the world (Nuno, Ffiôn, jayjay, the list goes on because he’s so popular) however, his greatest asset is his 25 inch pump action yogurt rifle! Legend has it girls feel a sudden urge to drop trou and hop on his slong. He also has the cutest dog in the world and her name is Lemmy.
by Lt. kill yourself November 13, 2018
by johnnyWestTexas September 26, 2019
A man that doesn’t know jack and leads people into despair as he takes away jobs, commits fraud in office and runs over women on golf courses.
Rowley is the Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago.
by Concerned Trini October 28, 2021
Rowley is a Dergatory term for a black person. Used in a similiar manner as "nigger" is used, in the UK
Racism, anti black, Rowley
by Jermainetessa September 27, 2019
Brandon Rowley is the worst. He’s creepy,weird, and tries too hard. Leave us alone, and stop threatening us with knives. It’s not cool or funny, you just look stupid. And leave Connor alone, not cool dude.
“That’s classical, watch brandon rowley’s awful video on YouTube, it’s called “to my princess”🤢 by Bra Ro, stupid name huh? It’s the one with 2 subscribers.
by MikeLitorisRulez April 12, 2020