A polite way to call someone an obese tub of lard.
My friend Ariyan is such a well-rounded guy!
by majorbasicprotein October 17, 2023
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The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014
Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”
by NoBiscuits October 31, 2017
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This occurs when purchasing an item and your change is 4 cents, 9 cents, 14 cents, etc, and the teller rounds up your change to the next highest denomination becuase they're cool shit and pennies are ridiculous.
a buys a coffee. b (teller) does the change round-up.

a: Thanks dude.

b: No prob. I hate this job anyways.

a: Yeah, screw the man.
by sike moda November 17, 2009
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When you respond with equally petty, or more petty behavior, knowing full well it's just going to perpetuate
If that's how you want to be, I dont mind riding the petty-go-round. I'm not the one
by Chrispyninja May 10, 2022
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When you retaliate with equally petty, or more petty behavior, knowing full well that it's going to perpetuate
If that's how you wanna be, I don't mind riding the petty-go-round. I'm not above it.
by Chrispyninja May 10, 2022
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