rootie tootie 

a sexual act involving shitting in someone else's ass, normally between 2 men

see also taco filling

I think i caught polio from that rootie tootie with Chuck the other night.

rootie tootie by Fluffho August 19, 2004

rootie tootie mcshooties 

guuns
the thingys that make loud noises and hurt

oh no! they have rootie tootie mcshooties

rootie tootie mcshooties by angry jellyfish :] July 1, 2023

916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

When you have migrant farm workers who have been working hard for day straight in the sun with no shower. They take the fresh picked fruit rubs it between the ass and balls cuts up the fruit and serves it to a special someone.

Darcy was feeling rather famished so she went to the pear orchard and requested a 916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity

916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity by Lydia916 April 5, 2024

rootin tootin 

Cowboy slang adjective meant to emphasize a positive experience. Possibly related to eating baked beans at a campfire. (See movie Blazing Saddles)

That was a rootin tootin good time we had last night!

rootin tootin by AskTheCards.info Free Tarot October 30, 2013

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2 is just a better version of Red Dead Redemption 2

Let's play some rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2 by ⒾⓐⓜⓈⓄⓊⓅ December 28, 2018

Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry 

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.

I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry

Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004

rootin tootin chicken-shootin 

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good

Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?

rootin tootin chicken-shootin by Yeet yeet esketeet March 10, 2019