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rootie tootie

a sexual act involving shitting in someone else's ass, normally between 2 men

see also taco filling
I think i caught polio from that rootie tootie with Chuck the other night.
by Fluffho August 19, 2004
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rootie tootie mcshooties

guuns
the thingys that make loud noises and hurt
oh no! they have rootie tootie mcshooties
by angry jellyfish :] July 1, 2023
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When you have migrant farm workers who have been working hard for day straight in the sun with no shower. They take the fresh picked fruit rubs it between the ass and balls cuts up the fruit and serves it to a special someone.
Darcy was feeling rather famished so she went to the pear orchard and requested a 916 Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity
by Lydia916 April 5, 2024
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rootin tootin

Cowboy slang adjective meant to emphasize a positive experience. Possibly related to eating baked beans at a campfire. (See movie Blazing Saddles)
That was a rootin tootin good time we had last night!
by AskTheCards.info Free Tarot October 30, 2013
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Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.
I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry
by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004
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rootin tootin chicken-shootin

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good
Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?
by Yeet yeet esketeet March 10, 2019
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