Ronald McDonalded

When a deluxe cheeseburger enters the rectum by force.

Yo Corey Kennedy, you better stfu before you get Ronald McDonalded.

by demeluis October 5, 2011

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While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

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Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

by anonymous November 22, 2004

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child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

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Ronald McDonald

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.

by Andrew B July 27, 2006

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