A new measure of time. It's defined as the three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to it's opposite.
"Oh my God, we've been in this fucking car for two and a half Romney's now! I need to pee!" -John Stewart
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"Hey man did you bring the Romney?"

"Ya man. That shit is dope."
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A self-centered person who acts in a manner that benefits themselves at the expense of others. Best used when the word 'fuckin' is used before it.
Ex. 1 "That fuckin' Romney just cut to the front of the line!"

Ex. 2 "...And when he brought back my car, the tank was empty... Fuckin' Romney"

Ex. 3 "Due to their want for increased take home pay, upper management has cut our hours and reduced our benefits. This place is full of fuckin' Romneys"
by Tilly McFefe December 26, 2012
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(Verb) To mop up a mixture of semen and tears with money.
She was crying when I came, but luckily I had $2 to Romney it up with.
by Din of Inequity September 6, 2012
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The 3 and a half hour window of time in which a grown man can change his strongly believed opinion to it's complete opposite.
"Oh my god we've been in this car for 2 Romney's now. I need to go pee. Wait no I don't."
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A Cialis induced erection gone bad that stays stiff forever.
I had a bad Cialis reaction, got a Romney that stayed stiff for hours for no apparent reason.
by dmossi March 12, 2012
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A binder of women. A folder full of qualified women. An empty folder. A folder without use or with no intention of ever being used or considered. A joke used for the sake of political gain. Statement that women are useless.
We need to find qualified women to sit on our council. Bring me the romney.
by CJ Poe October 28, 2012
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