A term used to describe the act of jacking off

The reason being is because the hand is pretending to be a vagina (Or "Role-playing" the role of a vagina)

**This term was coined by Ismael**

Something nerds do on a regular basis. They pretend to be different characters and do battles/yiff or something like that.

Names masturbaters name their hand
1.Gripney Spears
2.Christina Jackalera
3.Cumin Elektra
4.The Pullsome Twins
5.Palmala Anderson
6.Courtney Cocks
7.Jenutfer Lopez
8.Janet Jerkson
9.Brianna Bangs
10.Jerksica Simpson

This is something nerds do, which usually involves a meticulously complicated,fantasy board game that has cards, figures, rule/quest book thicker than the bible and a load of other wierd things too. I dont quite know the exact goal of these games (there doesent seem to be one), but all the players seem to do is quests and leveling up. Nerds especially love to let you know that they are a level 200 sword master (or whatever the fuck), and this seems to make them think that they are superior to everyone else. Maybe it compensates for the fact that they cant talk to beautiful women without:

1) Turning bright red.
2) Stuttering and saying something stupid.
3) Getting a hard on and being called a pervert.

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A group of virgins who’re too scared to show their real faces so they base their whole online life on other people