Roind

A person/object that is devious and round in nature.

I don't trust that cat, it looks too roind.

by roind_man July 26, 2021

Roid Ranch

A gym where many body builders use steroids.

The City Gym was known as a roid ranch since so many there used steroids.

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016

rind toss

The act of throwing or 'humming around' a fruit, preferably an orange, grapefruit, or tangerine with your friends, comrades, or fraternity brothers. When the rind toss is commenced, the citrus fruit will be firm but toward the end it will feel like a soft, juicy titty. The rind toss is over when the fruit explodes in someone's face. Can be performed inside or out doors.

Will: anyone keen for a good ol' rind toss after dinner?

Justin: Sure! let's hum it around later.

Ben: I hope I don't get exploded in the face again!

by Melonk December 12, 2010

Urban Reindeer Hunting

Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.

"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"

I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...

by The Barn Shark December 23, 2009

red roider

a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.

Two high school girls in conversation:

Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?

Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.

Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.

Diana: Oh.

by Sexydimma January 15, 2012

BoyF Reinds

BoyF Reinds is the adorable ship between Michael Mell and Jeremy Heere from broadways hit musical Be More Chill. They are the cutest example of the best friends to lovers trope.

I would sell my soul for BoyF Reinds to be labeled canon

by Poor grooms bride is a lesbian October 22, 2020

The Rind of Zayo Da Dong

A piece of history documented in Brett Keane's magnum opera Eternal Undying Love. It refers to a time when an evil atheist dictator named "Zayo Da Dong" killed a bunch of fellow atheists during his "rind" in China.

Brett Keane: What happens if they decide they don't like another atheist out there? Well. History seems to show us, all the way back to the day of Joseph Stalin, atheist dictator killed six million people, how many of those people do you think were other atheists, huh? How many atheists do you think got killed during the RIND OF ZAYO DA DONG? What a fucked up name that guy's got, right?

by Lynch/Fellini July 24, 2021