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roger me

The want for a gay sexual act to be performed on ones self. This can often be heard from a long distance, as you walk away from some wanker you just passed ten seconds ago. To be rogered would be an act of great displeasure for many, but for thoose o'so gay pufters, the direct opposite. Also used for an abrupt end to a conversation.
Hey you over there, ROGER ME!!!!!

Person 1: Get Stuffed!!
Person 2: Why don't you just fucking roger me!!!!

Well, i'm glad he didn't roger me.
by Scotty1666 May 30, 2006
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Roger me rigid round a barn pole!

An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.

The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.

The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
Roger me rigid round a barn pole! Our Sheila’s having twins.
by J M Featherstone April 5, 2020
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Roger Me Guffin

An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?
by humps69 May 22, 2009
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Roger Meddows Taylor

Roger Meddows Taylor is the drummer, and one of the founding members of Queen. Prior to Queen, he was the drummer for Smile. He also has solo projects and the band The Cross. Born 26 July 1949, in Cornwall. Roger plays multiple instruments and collects guitars. Meddows is a family name. Has one sister, Claire. Has five children between Dominique Beyrand and Debbie Leng. Married Dominique in order to protect his kids, then one month later moved in with girlfriend Debbie.

Roger has a degree in Biology. Ran a stall at Kensington Market with then roommate Freddie Mercury. Freddie was Roger’s best friend throughout his life. When the theatrical We Will Rock You was active, Roger hired a crane to steal the huge Freddie statue from the marquee and it now stands in his back yard

Roger is the best drummer in the rock world. IMO the best ever. He has not had any lessons, Ginger Baker was one of Roger’s biggest influences.

Roger has written as several of the band greatest hits such s as Radio Ga Ga (which is where Lady Gaga got her name). Is known to have a very high vocal register. The high high notes you hear on Queen songs (pick one) are all Roger. While many claim his high notes are falsetto, they are not, they are part of his normal vocal range - when he was little sang for a boys choir. Freddie Mercury called Roger’s voice a “dog whistle”.

Roger has one of the largest groupie fan bases of anyone. He is very good looking - known for his mop of blonde hair and blue eyes.
have you seen Roger Meddows Taylor play?
by Myhandonyourgreasegun October 7, 2019
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Roger Meshitta

Job Tile: Clerk
Candidate: Roger Meshitta
Chances of success: Slim to none
by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005
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Rogers Memorial Hospital

Great for a 6 month long stay. Provides small beds, no closet space, terrible water pressure, room locks included, 1/2 bath, and 13 other roommates. People come from miles to enjoy many actives such as CBT, Mall Publix, and experimental therapy actives that will make you want to code yellow. So come on down, to CAC North (cause West low key sucks) and enjoy your stay.
Person 1 : hey have you ever been to summer camp?
Person 2 : well...have you heard of Rogers Memorial Hospital, located in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin?
by Moose2020 August 13, 2019
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Rogers Memorial Hospital

Also known as the Rodge Lodge, a place where people go to stay for CBT, Boost Plus, and tears. Start your day with being weighed and then a cold shower. Then come on down to the group room and become bored out of your mind. We’re eating six times a day but at least you’ll meet amazing Boost Buds, a.k.a. the greatest people you will ever meet. We’re here for a good time, not for a long time. So sit down (because standing is frowned upon), get anxious, and write down random tallies in your ban book and random numbers on your exposure records.
Oh no, we’re driving past the Rogers Memorial Hospital sign. Things aren’t looking so great if you’re driving into the parking lot at the Rodge Lodge.
by Anxiously September 7, 2019
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