A person who is pathologically obsessed with bicycles. Measures all life decisions in gear ratios, tyre pressure, and marginal gains. Can turn any conversation - weather, food, politics, or relationships - into something vaguely related to bikes. Owns more cycling kit than normal clothes and refers to rides as "spins."
I asked him how work was and somehow ended up hearing about carbon frames for 20 minutes - absolute Roger Belchworth.
by Futsi Bear December 26, 2025
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