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rofl knife 

The rofl knife is a special weapon used by master cheif and is in constant demand of blood particularly from todd
MC:the rofl knife demands blood todd, c, listen!!!1!!!!
rofl knife: blood plz k thx lol
rofl knife by linkeer October 23, 2008

Rofl Knife 

Made for very funny slicing. Somtimes rofl knife wants lmao blood.
1."Damn boring bread. I'll use my ROFL KNIFE!"

2."OMG. I cannot control my ROFL KNIFE! It wants lmao blood! *slicing and screaming* Oh my rofl knife is better now.
Rofl Knife by Aesalonius October 7, 2008
Teh knife taht goez slice slice sliec sliec. Roflknife was probably coined by DigitalPheer for the show Arby n' the Chief, but could have originated from somewhere else
Todd: What time is it?

xxMASTURxCHEEFxx: It r tiem 2 die Todd. Tiem 2 die. MAI ROFLKNIFE GOEZ SLICE SLICE SLIEC SLIEC LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11eleven!!11
Roflknife by tehninja1337 August 14, 2010

roflknief 

When you kill someone with a knife and you think it's really really funny.
Arby n the Chief: Episode 11 (part 1 of 2)

Todd: What time is it?

Master Chief: it r tiem 2 dai, tod
Master Chief: tiem 2 dai...
Master Chief: MAI ROFLKNIEF GOEZ SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC
Master Chief: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
roflknief by Arby n the Chief May 11, 2008
A saying from Arby 'n' the Chief Episode - 11 part 1
Time 2 die todd and travis, time 2 die....
I'm gonna kill you with my roflknife, it goes slice slice slice slice slice slice slice!
roflknife by Mauzipper May 16, 2008
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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