Roblox is a gaming platform in which you can "create" anything and meet the 178 million users that are either bots, inactive players, banned accounts or even actual people! Roblox is filled to the brim with millions of different games, but the majority the community will only play whatever is on the front page. Want to make your own game? Too bad! The standards for game quality has increased so much from the beginning of Robloxes life that you would need literal years of experience on coding to actually have a chance at making a popular game. Still want to make a great game? Alright, well until you go get Roblox Premium first, you'll be stuck with having 0 income. The only way you could possibly make Robux would be by selling content on the games that you've made, but without advertisements, your game wouldn't even get noticed in the first place! If someone actually indeed bought something from a game that you made however, you'll only make 10% of what they paid. That's what you get for not paying Roblox monthly. You're going to be charged for creativity! What fun! What a great way to support creativity! Despite Robloxes attempt at disguising their platform as a tool for creativity, they also made it so that creating content is almost impossible unless you're using a computer. Whats that? You just wanted to know whether or not Roblox is a good platform for playing games? Oh. Well I mean It's alright.
by Wukov November 13, 2019
A cult created years ago around 1760-1820. The cult 'Roblox' is very sex orientated. With every member expecting to creat their own chamber with there own hands, often causing mental break downs and ware of fingers. They would take kids from thier homes and trade to others for a 'under ground' currency called 'robux'. In several chambers that where found there was multiple dead baby's bodies and skeletons of kids.
On august 16th 2013 a chamber was supposably found containing a room full of dead corpses and eyes preserved in jars along with several vital organs was found about 27ft under a bar in Egypt.
This had been speculated to be covered up by the government.
On august 16th 2013 a chamber was supposably found containing a room full of dead corpses and eyes preserved in jars along with several vital organs was found about 27ft under a bar in Egypt.
This had been speculated to be covered up by the government.
by Moustacheman February 12, 2018
ROBLOX is best defined as a massive scam in the form of an online building game, orchestrated by the Evil Lord Shedletsky (a.k.a. Telamon) and his happy, friendly, game-programming 'friends'. In this amazingly crap and utterly boring (and yet somehow addictive to about 5 million children) game, you are tempted to waste about $30 a month on a so-called Builders Club subscription, which gives you virtual benefits so you can buy more unoriginal and idea-stealing hats created by ROBLOX's half-witted developers. If you don't want to do that, you will have to bear all the five-year-olds shouting "OMGZ I R BC SO I PWN U HAX!!! PWNZ0RED" in your blocky face every five seconds.
If you don't want to waste real-life money on virtual goods, then you can build 'places' (a bit like small games made of Lego-like bricks) using a buggy and half-written piece of software called Roblox Studio, which is based loosely on Microsoft's Visual Studio. However, if your IQ is too low (which is likely if you're playing ROBLOX at all) then you can use a dumbed-down building tool, which lets you insert endlessly 'free models' created by members of the community, so you can create obstacle courses jokingly nicknamed 'obbys' to get lots of place visits by random idiots with no grammar who seem to think that repetitive jumps over red 'lava' bricks that kill you on touch is fun.
If you don't want to waste real-life money on virtual goods, then you can build 'places' (a bit like small games made of Lego-like bricks) using a buggy and half-written piece of software called Roblox Studio, which is based loosely on Microsoft's Visual Studio. However, if your IQ is too low (which is likely if you're playing ROBLOX at all) then you can use a dumbed-down building tool, which lets you insert endlessly 'free models' created by members of the community, so you can create obstacle courses jokingly nicknamed 'obbys' to get lots of place visits by random idiots with no grammar who seem to think that repetitive jumps over red 'lava' bricks that kill you on touch is fun.
ROBLOXian 1: omglol i luv roblux itz so fun lol rofl
ROBLOXian 2: ZOMG UR A NUB U KILD ME OMG
ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R! REPORTD
ROBLOXian 2: REPORTD 4 FALS REPORT
ROBLOXian 1: REPRTOD 200 TIMZ!!!!
ROBLOXian 2: UMG UR RPOTRED 1000 TIEMZ!
ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R
ROBLOXian 2: NUBCAIK
ROBLOXian 1: BLAK
ROBLOXian 2: OMG RACIST
ROBLOXian 1: RPROTD 4 SAYIN RACIST
etc.
ROBLOXian 2: ZOMG UR A NUB U KILD ME OMG
ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R! REPORTD
ROBLOXian 2: REPORTD 4 FALS REPORT
ROBLOXian 1: REPRTOD 200 TIMZ!!!!
ROBLOXian 2: UMG UR RPOTRED 1000 TIEMZ!
ROBLOXian 1: HAX0R
ROBLOXian 2: NUBCAIK
ROBLOXian 1: BLAK
ROBLOXian 2: OMG RACIST
ROBLOXian 1: RPROTD 4 SAYIN RACIST
etc.
by Fooby o'the Zeeky November 23, 2010
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by LolCringe October 21, 2019
Roblox is a massively multiplayer online and game creation system platform that allows users to design their own games and play a wide variety of different types of games created by other users.
"I met my girlfriend on Roblox!"
by Merkuryy May 7, 2019