Just an absolute top bloke. Most famous for slaying flatties and shredding fatties. Known as a literal god to some, known as the second coming of Jesus Christ to others. A pest to both blokes and Liptons Peach Ice Tea.
Her: I just caught some fattie flatties
Him: wow youre such a Will roberts
Her: I will now recite the entire script for the Bee Movie
Him: ok butty
Him: wow youre such a Will roberts
Her: I will now recite the entire script for the Bee Movie
Him: ok butty
by SindromNobba June 9, 2021
1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.”
2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)
3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)
3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
1. Hello my name is robert
2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.
3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.
3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
by MrHappy321 July 7, 2009
someone who likes car so much that he would probably marry his dream car.
these people also like to have sex with there cars
these people also like to have sex with there cars
by mr.hakerman October 9, 2020
To work in a call center atmosphere and rush through outgoing calls, only letting the phone ring once... Then once you get a live person, you transfer them to another dept. so fast, you don't realize they are really not even remotely interested, wasting everyone's time... Oh, and you also go on rants about stupid shit no one cares about ALLLLLL damn day...
by Wouldn't you like to know!? May 9, 2008
a fat man that will eat your food and then sit on you for your money. He has a deadly onion breath attack and brick-breaker move that is aimed at your balls. very dumb and deadly watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!
robert
by robert 123454321 December 10, 2013
by ROBE7800 November 24, 2010