A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)
Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??
Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??
Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"
by Shaggerman September 26, 2008
by Dabobmanisasian March 30, 2017
"I'm really dreading this two-day road trip, ugh."
"Find some road kill on tindr, it'll make the time fly."
"Find some road kill on tindr, it'll make the time fly."
by swiftforeal January 03, 2014
Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.
by The Road Kill Assassin May 25, 2005
by marry poppins August 14, 2003