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To end an online argument by drawing a parallel to a threesome, complete with a youtube link to "3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga)".

Much like Godwins Law this will end the argument, or at least completely derail it, ultimately causing so much confusion, anarchy and turmoil that nothing intelligible follows.
Once Roachie's law was dropped on the Facebook argument, all hell broke loose.
Roachie by Countz2000 July 14, 2014
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Nigga Roachie 

The phrase to call your favorite black friend.
Look at Tyrone chugging that Kool - Aid, what a Nigga Roachie

Roachin' 

Roachin’ (RŌCHIN) v. 1. When a middle aged, unkempt, scraggly individual goes on a perpetual walkabout; where nobody knows if he’s homeless or a prison escapee. Said person is sleeping and you will find him eating street food around 4 AM. You will generally see him befriend other roaches when all attempts of communication with nonroaches fails. He is roachin’ when his blood alcohol level is typically above .30. Amazing talents of never being arrested and living to see another day is another example of roachin’. When approached by one who is roachin’, one must run away as he is willing to tell a never ending story for the thousandth time. Roaches who are roachin’ usually are of below-average height with red hair who claims number 55 as his high school football number. You’re roachin’ if you’re living through a nuclear winter..
Jud went roachin' last night and we found him asleep on the sidewalk when we went out to get breakfast the next morning.
Roachin' by Beavcoon2 August 22, 2018
A girl who every guy knows is the most beautiful girl they'll ever meet. Men travel far and wide in attempt to bend time, fight wars, for a chance to date a Rachie. Her personality will inspire you to change the world. Her humor is better than a Saturday night with the boys. And her charm will melt your heart. The smile a Rachie brings will warm the coldest heart and the most restless minds. Her body is what every man desires and every girl envys. You will find a Rachie's eyes enchanting as they make the worst guys feel special. A Rachie's heart is strong but fragile fore most men aren't able to handle this perfect girl. Dont let a Rachie go because you'll never see another Rachie again.
I HOPE ONE DAY I MEET A RACHIE.
Rachie by STARTEDWITHDARTS March 17, 2019

Road Roaches 

Motorcycle riders, more specifically the crotch rocket category. They are a rare breed of insufferable mirror smashing animalistic heathens who all seem to have their own "moto vlog" YouTube channel. While watching said vlogs and hearing their tourette like outbursts of an attempt to be quirky and funny you come to the realization that they deserve every hatred and loathing that comes their way.
Earlier today I was at the red light and a biker looked at me, smashed my mirror and called me "A fucking Cager" and sped off. God I hate Road Roaches.
Road Roaches by Intricate Observer November 8, 2020

roachweiler 

A cross between a roach and a rottweiler. An extremely skillful, mythical creature that is mysterious and can survive most anything.
The roachweiler nearly attacked when it was provoked, but was able to escape by relaxing with a pedicure.
roachweiler by TamCam January 8, 2009

Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.
I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.
Wife roaching by Dancerooster October 12, 2021