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rise of nations 

a roblox game where only usa china russia are important .and nobody gives a sh*t about africa
lets play rise of nations

Rise of Nations 

Grand Strategy game focused on world domination

Nukes have been added. Invest lots of resources to unleash the power of the atom!

Biomes have been added. Take advantage of your new conditions. Events have also been added. Make careful choices that can change your country in this new major update!

Military leaders that can help turn the tide of a war, and more in this new update

Hold left shift to ignore units
Right click and drag to move
Mouse wheel or F/R to Zoom
Drag via left click to select multiple units

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Rise of Nations 

Bill get yo stanky ass of rise of nations and wipe your ass.

Jeezus christ get the fuck off rise of nations are you fucking 12?

Rise of Nations 

A Roblox game that history nerds, and people that are broke and can't afford Hearts Of Iron 4.
Person 1: Hey nigger you wanna get on Rise of Nations?
Person 2: Yeah sure cracker.
Person 1: I'M GONNA WHIP YOU, YOU DIRT SLIMEY NIGGER!

rise of nations 

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.
me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

Rise of Nations Staff 

A staff team consisting of weebs which are wimps and the staff does a 1984 on the community everyday
Hey draig! Another senior got demoted today, the Rise of Nations Staff team head of staff YipuWanvg is mad!