He is the polar opposite of Richard Simmons. By the law of opposites, he is the manliest person on the planet.
Chick Norris and Duke Nukem often seeks council from Sichard Rimmons, but are usually met with Sichard's atomic feces being hurled at them at the speed of light.
Chick Norris and Duke Nukem often seeks council from Sichard Rimmons, but are usually met with Sichard's atomic feces being hurled at them at the speed of light.
Max: Hey, you know they say Chuck Norris' beard can stop a bullet!
Noah: Yeah, but I hear Sichard Rimmons caused the Big Bang when he had a wet dream about having sex with a pail of rusted nails
Max: That is one manly motherfucker
Noah: Yeah, but I hear Sichard Rimmons caused the Big Bang when he had a wet dream about having sex with a pail of rusted nails
Max: That is one manly motherfucker
by NOt my reAl name H April 29, 2011
YOUR RIMMON AtAkILiTIE A BITCH
by Popsnocker December 12, 2023
a guy who gets all the girls, strong and receives continuous glowups. He will remain loyal no matter what happens. He is underestimated and the new batman. He loves money and loves the gym. He is mentally strong and physically strong. He rejects , not follows
by cartersgym May 08, 2023
by cc36 May 08, 2023