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right nut 

I'd cut off my left nut to see that!(Totally forgotten)
right nut by Kevin January 4, 2005

My right nut 

2k Kwame : my right nut hurts
Finn: you mean the left one
2k Kwame : no I mean the right one
My right nut by 2k quani October 17, 2016

left nut, right nut 

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"
*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle
left nut, right nut by applealex November 29, 2009

right wing nut job 

Self-indulged nazi republicans who believe that George W. Bush is the devine savior of the US and rest of the world. Usually identified by using the word "liberal" in a negative tone in every spoken or written sentance.
That Ann Coulter broad is one right wing nut job!

right-wing nut job 

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.
*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"
right-wing nut job by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare 

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."