Right Turn Clyde 

What you say when you wan't your pet Orangutan to hit someone.
As in the Clint Eastwood movie, "Any which way you can"

A guy pulls a gun very close to Clint's characters truck, with Clyde sitting in it, Clint simply says "Right turn Clyde" and Clyde levels the guy...

Right Turn Clyde by BigMontana September 18, 2013

right turn clyde 

What you say when you want someone to hang a right. Came from the Clint Eastwood movie "Every Which Way But Loose" where Clint's character had a pet orangutan named Clyde. See left turn clyde.

The po-po is on our six. Right turn Clyde!

right turn clyde by fizzle April 22, 2004

Right Turn Clyde 

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

Right Turn Clyde by anonymous October 17, 2021

Right Turn Clyde 

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

Right Turn Clyde by anonymous October 17, 2021