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Ride along 

When in a bunk bed while another couple has sex above or below you and you begin to masturbate along with their rythem.
My college roommate was banging his girl on the top bunk so I did a ride along and rubbed one out on the bottom bunk.
Ride along by Ridiculousrhino February 23, 2017

ride along 

A friend that is only there when it's convenient or when things are going well. Someone that doesn't want to help or doesn't know how when times are difficult. The opposite of ride or die.
I asked her to help me move but she said she didn't feel like it. I knew she was that ride along.
ride along by femshepftw June 8, 2016

Ride Along 

When both nipples on a male are pierced and he has a chain connecting them. This is so the female can hold on during sex and 'Ride Along'
Jane was banging the shit out of me while hanging on to my ride along.
Ride Along by BDaus January 12, 2017

ride along cheater 

a person, namely a good friend of the person being cheated on, that accompanies the cheater in their debauchery with other woman and participates in activities and behavior that they know the friend/person being cheated on would disapprove of or would hurt their feelings.
meghan is really sick of Russ. his ride along cheater ass better not show his face here anymore.

ron, "wheres russ?"
meghan, "hes ride along cheating with clint today."
ride along cheater by MamaNasty December 14, 2019

bacon ride-along 

When a chick is fucking a cop.
"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."
bacon ride-along by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Texas ride-along 

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.
"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.
Texas ride-along by Fahkmee October 25, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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