Richie Hinojos

Possibly the greatest, strongest, sexiest, hottest, cutest, funniest, and all around coolest person alive. If you know a Richie Hinojos, chances are you have the hots for him, or really wanna be his friend. It's everyones dream! They're so so very attractive. So so very much. There might not be a single flaw with anyone with this name in fact. They're just the most epic human to ever live! Usually they enjoy living in the woods with Bigfoot tribes or you can catch them inside your pantry finding your cereal boxes of Captain Crunch Berries. If you do happen to encounter one of these majestic creatures, be sure to give them a high five!

Person #1: Did you see that guy?!

Person #2: Yes! That was Richie Hinojos!

Person #3: Of course it was, what a stud

by Heisensuck January 9, 2021

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Richy Nanner

A very seasoned dorito

This bag of Doritos has a lot of Richy Nanner’s

by savmax September 1, 2023

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richie smokes

hood rat dat b smokin too much

yo rucieo, tryna smoke wit richie smokes aka richito smokesito?

by PILLOCKS April 11, 2018

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Richie’s Height

Something that is lied about to justify his weight. Claims he is 5’11” but is actually 5’9”. Also claims that a dad bod isn’t fat or chubby

Ryan: “Richie yea we might be the same weight but I’m 5 inches taller than you”

Richie: “No not 5 inches, I’m 5’11”

Everyone: “No your not, Richie’s height is 5’9”

by daynamolmol March 1, 2022

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